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Yes. I am a Harry Potter nut. You know who I mean, the weirdies who camp out to get the books at midnight and stay up all night reading it, decked out in wizard robes and drinking “butter” beer. I’ve probably read the books ten plus times, so if I wanted to bash on this movie for three pages worth I could and would gladly do so. But as much as I’m sure you’d love to hear all of my sarcastic quips, I shall try my best to judge it as a film and solely by that, limiting comparison from book to movie. And it would be pretty sad if I could bash about Sorcerer’s Stone since it does follow the book near perfectly… but leave it to me to notice the 10% that’s inaccurate.
Anyway, in case you’ve been living under a rock these past twenty years, this is what’s up. Meet Harry (Daniel Radcliffe): orphan at birth due to the mysterious death of his parents, his hair long and unkempt, his forehead decorated with a lightning bolt scar, his clothes drowning his skinny body. He lives in the cupboard under the stairs in the home of his heartless aunt and uncle and he is shunned by his peers. He is also generally present whenever strange and abnormal things go down. His rags to riches story begins at his eleventh birthday when a nine-foot scruffy-lookin’ mountain-man named Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane, who is the MAN) visits him. Harry learns that his freakish tendencies are actually magical powers, and that he has been invited to study at a wizarding school, leaving his all-but home for a luxurious magical castle. Oh, and he’s famous. Hogwarts gives him a gift that he never had before: a chance to live and discover himself. He lands a spot on the school’s Quidditch (basketball and soccer combo – seriously Rowling, how do you come up with this stuff??) team, his fame precedes him and makes him the most popular first-year at the school, and he gets to practice cursing people for his homework. Not bad, eh? With friends Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) and Hermione Granger (Emma Watson), the mischievous threesome begin to uncover mysteries in the castle, and their attempt to single-handedly solve them gets them in a plot that’s way over their heads – a plot that may involve the wizard responsible for the death of Harry’s parents.
It’s hard to say when Harry really entered my life. I was… eight? I remember walking into my third grade classroom with Prisoner of Azkaban in hand ready to read through class. I remember arguments over the correct pronunciation of “Hermione” with my mom. But I honestly don’t remember when Harry really left his mark. Because seriously? Harry and I are tight like spandex. I am a little bit obsessed. Since Book #4 I’ve been getting them at midnight and I read them once a year. I used to play HP imagining games with my childhood buddies. Any sort of Harry Potter paraphernalia, I probably had. Star Wars is probably the only other franchise to leave such an imprint on my soul. Okay, now things are getting a little TOO weird, but you get what I mean. I love Harry Potter. A lot.
It was actually a lot of fun to let the film buff side take over and realize that these movies aren’t the atrocities I once thought they were. The characters created by J.K. Rowling are what drive the story but we’ve got just about every excellent English actor in existence playing them: Alan Rickman as Professor Snape is arguably the best of the bunch – he’s so sinister and snakelike in his hateful disdain for Harry, Richard Harris (I’ll never forgive you for dying) as Dumbledore, Maggie Smith as Professor McGonagall, and tons more. The kids were okay, too – now Daniel Radcliffe’s getting Tony noms and Emma Watson’s got her adorable pixie cut. They were so tiny in Sorcerer’s Stone. These early ones are also great of Rupert Grint, he’s pretty likeable. Watson’s probably going the farthest in her future career, though. She knows what she’s doing as the standoffish Hermione. It also sucks that Tom Felton took such a bad turn through puberty after movie #2, he was s’darn cute in this one! Well, cute and sinister.
This is by-far the most tame of the Harry Potter franchise. That isn’t to say that the others are adult-themed, but this one is clearly catered towards children. The book too is a children’s novel, so I guess I can’t really argue the choice of audience. The feel is innocent and colorful – bright golds and deep reds deck the halls of Hogwarts, the Quidditch lawn too is vibrantly colored with greens and blues. John Williams’ score is twinkly and “Hedwig’s theme” is, haha, magical. For how complex J.K. Rowling’s world is, the movie does a remarkable job of balancing unfamiliar customs with plot in the two-hour film. With each twist and turn, something new emerges (cue the chimes). And really, all I’ve got to say is when can I sign up for Hogwarts? I don’t care how hard they have to “study” for final exams, it has to be more fun than studying for biology finals. I’d study charms with Professor Flitwick and I’m sure I’d blow up my fair share of feathers like Seamus. I’d eat the self-filling plates in the dining hall with all you can drink pumpkin juice. And I’d definitely play chaser on my house Quidditch team (Gryffindor, of course). Obviously, the world emerges from the books but I am thrilled to see it on screen.
Chris Columbus, you may not be too daring but you can NEVER go wrong with sticking to the original story. Sure there are still holes that bug me (i.e. Professor Snape “is helping” to guard the Sorcerer’s Stone yet no potions obstacle is shown – a deleted scene but still an unfortunate loss), and a little TOO much learning-life-lessons cheese (“Swish and FLICK!”) Rowling stuck close to the production of the film, which didn’t hurt. And really, the dialogue is pretty great. “I’m going to bed before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed – or worse, expelled.” “She NEEDS to sort out her priorities.”
This movie also makes me mourn Richard Harris. His death will forever haunt me every single time I watch these movies. Every time. He was SO perfect. He embodied one of the greatest, wisest characters ever written with poise and dignity. According to Rowling, Dumbledore is the “epitome of goodness.” Michael Gambon is fine and I appreciate his talent now, but I can never feel that heart of goodness at his core like I could with Harris. His way of dealing with Harry at the Mirror of Erised is so gentle and grandfather-like. Man, I miss him. My consistency obsessions are also troubled. But whatever, nothing we can do about it. Some of his best lines are in this first installment, though: “Alas, earwax!” “It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.” (Which, p.s. I love Neville. Just sayin – one of my favorite book characters).
This is the beginning of a wonderful journey. The boundaries surrounding the evil are barely tapped, but still introduced. The mere whisper of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is taboo and evokes fear and panic in wizards and muggles alike – and we’ve only just met the evil overlord. There are some awesome scenes – namely the giant wizard chess scene. Srsly, so cool. Hagrid also stands out as one of the best adults, and he is involved in some great moments. The entire journey to Diagon Alley is well filmed, John Hurt cameos to boot. Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback even made it in.
It’s nothing without the book. In fact, I wish I could see these without my deep bias and excess back-knowledge. So, guys, read the book. You won’t regret it. These movies are like Barney compared to that incredible series. But if you absolutely insist on watching the movies sans reading, this is pretty good. 7/10
Remember when I wrote this and this? Well, go ahead and get yourself in the mood with those year-old opinions. My coworker who loves Star Wars even more than I do (if that’s possible) suggested a May tradition of Star Wars lovin’. I highly approve, and so I’ve been going through them again. Here’s the next installment that I managed to not write a review of…
*CAUTION* This summary is written under the pretense that, well, all of you know the what’s up of Anakin Skywalker in the Star-verse. If you don’t know the ending, well, stop reading and join the real world and watch some Star Wars.
K anyways. Three years after the commencement of the Clone Wars, Anakin (Hayden Christensen) and Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) are still teamed up and kicking Separatist trash. Aside from the war, Anakin’s got more problems. His secret marriage with Padme (Natalie Portman) reaches new levels when Padme gets pregnant. Anakin, after more crazy premonitiondreams, is worried that his wife will suffer a similar fate to his mothers and Emp, I mean Chancellor Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid) is still taking a special interest in young Skywalker. The Jedi army aids the clones across the galaxy on various star systems, and Chancellor Palpatine has his own all-but innocent agenda to seize control.
First of all, III is associated with one of my favorite Star Wars memories. My mom let me skip SCHOOL to see this on opening day back in ’05, and I have my brother to thank for planting that genius idea in my mother’s head. It was so exciting, and so sad to see it all come to an end… and a pretty tragic end at that. I believe I will feel similarly after this next Harry Potter installment is released next month. But seriously, that was amazing. And I was enamored with the entire movie. With perhaps a few flaws, this is by far the best of the new trilogy and my opinion is largely the same (though not quite as obsessed).
Let’s talk Anakin. And let’s talk HUGE IMPROVEMENT over II. Allow me to reiterate from my last review – if Anakin hadn’t been such a douche in Attack of the Clones, then this third bit would make so much more sense. Make Episode II Anakin into a nice though still cocky boy, willing to follow orders and inherently good. THEN in Episode III he can defy the council, kill sand people and be an overall angry person. But alas. I did think that he played a confused, and scared young adult playing with fire very well. His fall to the dark side, though initially implausible because his relationship with Padme is so unbelievable, is emotionally driven and powerful by the end. Palpatine is a devilish snake, working Anakin like a puppet. “Remember what you told me about your mother and the sand people?” He “sees greatness in Anakin” but still reminds him of past mistakes. He embodies the dark side of the force in the most literal way I could imagine. He knows just how to play him, how to build him up and butter his ego, and make him more his servant. It gives Darth Vader’s relationship to the Emp an entirely new meaning in the later trilogy – DV was never more than a slave. Did I let the cat out of the bag too early?
Natalie Portman is solid as the mother of the future – rockin’ the princess Leia ‘do and everything. But how could Anakin and Padme expect to keep their marriage a secret if A) they lived together and B) they were having kids! Is prego Senators the norm in the Star-verse? Did that affect her rep AT ALL? I feel like they didn’t think things through very clearly. Oh well, Natalie Portman is still good. And beautiful and stuff (as the boy I was watching the movie with mentioned every few minutes…)
Ewan McGregor manages to emulate Sir Alec Guinness to perfection. He’s fantastic as the scruffy Jedi-master. I was pissed when he was tossed about so easily by Count Dooku… just like the last one. Please don’t mess with one of my favorite characters. I beg of you. That’s all irrelevant though, because by the end he’s tossing General GRIEVOUS about like his cough were pneumonia and with more style than Anakin could ever have. He’s a fantastic leader and you gotta feel his anguish by the end. Poor guy. I practically get teary (but not really) when Anakin and Obi-Wan part before their final showdown and Anakin bids the force be with him one last time… So sad. Yoda (Frank Oz) too is a bad-A green guy – it doesn’t get any cooler than nonchalantly outing Emperor Palpatine’s familiar red guards at the door. So cool. And the battle between the two of them is pretty sick, but I HATED Palpatine’s earlier battle with Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) and co. Seriously? There’s no way that his pathetic swordsmanship could have bested all three of Windu’s buddies. And Mace is MUCH too cool for the death he was given. Fail.
Anakin and Obi-Wan’s battle is arguably the best in the whole series. Granted, Darth Maul is the best Sith Lord the franchise has seen, but this is so emotional. The blue on blue, the music oh the music (I could practically write a paper just on the J. Williams himself…), the lava land, the sadness. Granted, Hayden is a little over the top once he loses his legs, but Ewan manages to keep it smooth and classy. Overall it’s a fantastic scene and it gives Ep IV an entirely new twist. III strikes the perfect tone leading into the old trilogy. It makes you realize that the entire saga is really just a story about Anakin and his path as “the chosen one.” He just took a little 20-year detour in a bad-A breathing suit.
Other cool things:
- The order 66 execution. And just like that, everything turns Darth Sidious’ way. Pretty cool way to get rid of all the Jedi…
- The continual expansion of the Star-verse. Mustafaar, Kashyyk, whatever else.
- Chewbacca’s cameo.
- R2D2 further establishes himself as the number one selection for your team against the Zombie Apocalypse. What can’t that little droid do? That opening scene is excellent, and almost manages to capture the charm and wit of the original trilogy. Almost. But yeah, R2D2 is boss.
- NO JAR JAR.
- Awesome special effects.
- Don’t tell me you didn’t get the chills when Darth Vader drew his first breath. Or when James Earl Jones spoke his first words.
This was my favorite ad from the rather disappointing Superbowl yesterday. I’m not a huge Steelers fan, but I’m from Minnesota. I’m pretty sure that’s all I have to say to justify why I wanted the Packers to lose.
I was asked by Marc from the awesome blog Go, See, Talk! to participate in this awesome blogathon: Films That Defined Us. Man, these are the best things to think about. Everyone remembers the movies that touched us as kids, movies that we could watch all day long on a Saturday, movies that we’ll always consider special. My list plays directly off the word define. I tried to choose movies that I not only enjoyed but movies that shaped the person I am today – or influenced future movie viewing habits.
8 genres, 8 movies. Ready, set, go!
8. Drama: Apollo 13 (1995)
This is one of the first “adult” movies I remember watching and I thought I was soooo cool to get to see it (I was probably 6 or 7…) Being already fascinated with space travel (thanks to Star Wars) this raised it a whole ‘nother level – this baby actually happened, it’s history. Still a favorite movie and a must-see – annnd I still think it should have won Best Picture… (sorry Braveheart).
7. Musical: Thoroughly Modern Millie (1967)
I grew up watching and loving musicals but this was my favorite. Somewhere between tapping the Tapioca and quirky, kidnappin’, Chinese women I became obsessed with this nonsense. Today, while it’s since been replaced by West Side Story as my fav, I still know every lyric, I still love Mary Tyler Moore and John Gavin, and it still makes me want to dance. I would cite it as the biggest influence in my musical-loving life.
6. Animation: Mulan (1998)
I dare say that this movie “defines” me more than just about any other movie because I used to pretend to be Mulan. It also inspired the martial arts side in me to come alive. I now have a black belt and that passion began sometime while watching this Disney chick kick Hun-trash. In the animation genre, I’d have to say that there are many that surpass (yeah, Pixar happened), but it’s still a lot of fun.
5. Thriller. Kind of: Rear Window (1954)
And so begins my Hitchcock obsession. And a love for Jimmy Stewart. I can’t even remember how old I was when I first saw it but it always stuck with me (and made me never want to watch Perry Mason…)
4. Adventure/Comedy/Romance/Everything: The Princess Bride (1987)
Man, what genre does this film fall under anyway? It’s got “fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…” Anywho, this is where I learned to quote movies. “Anybody want a peanut?” and “Have fun storming the castle!” I used on a daily basis. It also gave birth to an undying admiration for sword fighting. Whatever genre it may fall under, it’s made for every kid, teen, and adult.
3. Sports: Hoosiers (1986)
Favorite sports movie of all time. Bball is also my favorite sport and every time I watched this, I’d want to get out and play. So you could say it helped improve my ballin’ skills. Basketball is still very important to me. As for its genre, it’s simply the best out there.
2. Classic: On the Waterfront (1954)
This one came later on (as in just a few years ago), but has nonetheless made its mark on my life. This is where I really got the whole classic-movie-gig. Though I already wanted to marry Cary Grant, this movie made me want to watch absolutely anything made before 1960. It has defined me by helping me discover the thrill of classics.
1: Sci-fi/Adventure: Star Wars (A New Hope) (1977)
There it is. The king. I must have watched the original trilogy of SW over 100 times in my childhood. I used to pretend to fight with lightsabers and play with my brother’s toy Millenium Falcon. I had no idea a movie could be so wonderful and thought there was nothing parallel. My perfect movie.
Attack of the Clones picks up ten years after little Ani Skywalker became Obi Wan Kenobi’s padawan learner. The galaxy is on the brink of a civil war. There are still Sith lords on the loose, and star systems are threatening to leave the Republic. After multiple assassination attempts on Senator Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman), team Anakin (who’s no longer a baby-faced kid but an angsty nineteen/twenty something year old – played, well, pretty awfully by Hayden Christensen) is on Padme’s detail and Team Obi Wan (Ewan McGregor) leaves to investigate the who and what behind the assassination attempts.
Anything else? Oh yeah. Anakin and Padme fall in love.
While Attack of the Clones is leagues ahead of Phantom Menace in most respects… it still has two issues. Just two – no big deal, right? Wrong. Those two things are sort of, like, central to the entire prequel trilogy. They’re really unfortunate things to mess up on:
Number 1? Yeah. Anakin. I’m not sure who’s more to blame, Christensen or George Lucas. Hayden aside, what kind of character do we have? Some idiot who complains all the freaking time about things like sand and life being super unfair. Unfair? This is coming from a nobody who was literally brought out of the boonies to become an incredible somebody – all out of the goodness of a Jedi master’s heart. Man, I wish he’d shut up. I’ll give him some things, though. I like him all right when he’s with Obi Wan. His recklessness and cocky attitude are fitting and keep Obi in check. I really like their relationship, actually. (“If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.” “I thought I already did.” “Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.”)
Number 2? That freakin’ romance. Natalie Portman’s much better this time around, but I just couldn’t buy their relationship. Zero chemistry. And really, why the heck is she attracted to someone who’s so whiny and unlikeable anyway? Right, I too get turned on by sandpeople slaughterin’ macho men… ? She started out fine with her initial older sister-like disdain for Ani and the I-think-you-should-shut-up-kid look, but the next minute they’re frollicking in the grass. Sheesh, man. It’s all pretty dismissable, except the whole grab-a-quick-kiss-on-a-rhino’s-back thing. Now that really got me laughing. Could you get any cheesier?
With those major bits out of the way let’s get to the good bits.
Love the Jar-Jar shut-down. But did anyone else notice that he was the one who granted Palpatine emergency powers? So he’s responsible for every… nevermind. Limited Jar Jar is good.
This installment is full of “aha!” moments. Such as…
- Jango Fett is a stormtrooper. Sorta. At least, they all look like him. Like father, like son – he too was a bounty hunter.
- With that – stormtroopers used to be good! The clones were on our side in The Clone Wars.
- Owen and Beru get screen time. Owen’s actually Anakin’s step brother through Shmi’s second (first?) marriage. Great choices, they look like their future selves.
- Death star plans? Yessss.
Being the SW nerd that I am, I dig any freaking second on other star systems. Kamino, Coruscant, not s’much Tattooine, Geonosis, and Naboo (I’d live there!) The galaxy-expansion is very exciting. I’m also totally into the political intrigue that went behind the birth of the Empire.
I’m not gonna lie, I get a major adrenaline rush when all those jedi rush out with their lightsabers on Geonosis. It’s the first time there has been more than three lightsabers present at any given time in the franchise, so that was freaking legit. This is the golden age of the jedis – to see them in action is such a thrill. It’s also pretty great to see Mace Windu (Sam’s the man L. Jackson) kick major trash. The Yoda (Frank Oz) battle is pretty sweet too, what a mean green fighting machine. Frankly though, I prefer his throw things at you with eyes closed approach better than lightsaberin’ it up. He flips around so much, you’d think he could just chop his legs off being so small but whatev. Yoda rocks no matter what.
Count Dooku (Christopher Lee) is pretty sweet, though Maul still rocks the ceiling off. My personal favorite aspect of AotC is Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan. What a dog, he’s jumping out of buildings, getting in more bar fights, and talking back to his apprentice. A great character, he is.
The redeeming factors outweigh the major flaws. This is a much better movie than Episode I, but I think it’s weaker regarding the bigger picture. After watching Revenge of the Sith where Hayden isn’t quite so bad, if only he could’ve just been likeable in this one… it would have saved the entire trilogy. If Anakin and Padme had been believable together in this one, Ep. III would make much more sense. It’s the weakest link; it doesn’t tie the two together like it should. Thank goodness for kick-A lightsaber battles. 7/10
Warning: Your viewing experience can be absolutely exceptional if you watch knowing nothing about this film’s plot or the real events it depicts. That, in my opinion, is the best kind of movie watching and this film deserves that sort of attention. Suffice it to say that this is a rewarding two hours and if you have not already seen it you should stop reading immediately and go rent this. Right now.
At the dawn of the internet there’s The New Republic – referred to as the in-flight magazine of Air Force One. Its youngest reporter, Stephen Glass (Hayden Christensen), is the man. He always knows just what cards to play, what compliment to throw and what joke to tell to be loved, admired, and respected by everyone. He’s charming, he’s witty, he’s unfallingly polite, and he’s on every other magazine’s hot list.
Chuck Lane (Peter Sarsgaard) is the new editor of the acclaimed magazine and he’s got it rough after replacing the beloved Michael Kelly (Hank Azaria). When the news team of the online newspaper Forbes Digital brings to light potential discrepancies in Glass’s recent article “Hack Heaven”, Lane is faced with the gruelling challenge of getting to the bottom of it. Sarsgaard received a Golden Globe nom for best supporting actor in this role and he is, indeed, phenomenal. Scene after scene he hits it without a single misstep, though I am partial to a rather stirring moment near the end in which he coolly storms into the building wearing his black leather jacket, perfectly timed to Mychael Danna’s magnificent score.
The story is nothing short of fascinating. Layer upon layer it sucks you into its web of possible lies and deceit. It raises some important questions about journalistic ethics, though it may not answer the ultimate question of “what is driving this kid?” It’s a complex character study with no real rhyme or reason to his actions because pathological liars don’t always have reasons. It gets even better after it’s over and you can find out for yourself just how accurate the film’s events were, and more importantly how accurate Christensen’s performance was. Say what you want about this kid and Star Wars, but he is excellent in Shattered Glass. You may argue that he’s just as whiny as ever but this time it fits his character. Or perhaps you think he’s finally found his niche. Either way, he’s great – so I wouldn’t give up on him just yet. Featured on our DVD copy is the “60 Minutes” interview with the real Stephen Glass and after watching that I can safely say that Darth Vader hit it right on the mark.
Other notable performances go to Hank Azaria, Chloe Sevigny, Rosario Dawson, and Steve Zahn in his small role (I could watch that guy in anything). The acting isn’t the film’s only strength, though. First time director Billy Ray creates a riveting drama that captivates its audience better than any other movie I’ve seen in years. It deserves a place right next to All the President’s Men as the greatest journalism movies ever made with a perfect, witty script and a satisfying end to boot.
I could watch this movie a thousand times, it’s that sharp. 10/10
“If it was sunny outside and Steve and I were both standing outside in the sun and Steve came to me and said, ‘It’s a sunny day,’ I would immediately go check with two other people to make sure it was a sunny day.” ~Chuck Lane on Stephen Glass
So I think it’s about time I did a Star Wars marathon review-fest. To start off: I. Am. A. Star. Wars. Nut. I grew up watching the original trilogy and they still remain some of my all-time favorite movies. Another thing you should know: I am not a prequel-hater. I prefer the original trilogy, yes. But I think George Lucas gets a lot of crap thrown at him for prequels that really aren’t that terrible. There are many things to like. Sure there are bad aspects which I will discuss in my reviews, but so do a lot of good movies. The original movies are classic, with the perfect blend of character, action, a wicked plot, and heart. The prequels are just good movies.
So on to The Phantom Menace…
This takes place about 30 years before A New Hope (or if you want me to get really nerdy.. that’d be 30 years BBY – Before Battle of Yavin). Two jedis, Qui Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson) and Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) are sent to settle a dispute between the Trade Federation and the planet of Naboo. When things go sour, they narrowly escape and set off to warn Queen Amidala but the Federation are already starting to take over. While helping to protect the Queen they land on the planet Tatooine where Qui Gon and the Queen’s handmaiden, Padme (Natalie Portman) meet young Anakin Skywalker (Jake Lloyd) who helps them get parts to repair their ship. He ultimately joins them on their way to Coruscant, where they hope to settle their issues once and for all.
I have such a clear recollection of going to see this in the theater. I was just 9-years-old but I still knew the Star Wars universe backwards and forwards. In the opening scenes, I still remember the excitement I felt at hearing the older jedi with the long ‘do speak the name of “Obi Wan” to the younger jedi with the funny pony tail. Yes! Obi Wan! I had no idea what the plot was going to be about at the time, so I felt a certain security early on to find a favorite character on board.
Many, many viewings later I still get a kick out of it. Though with that I now notice things like corny dialogue. Yeah, okay. I’ll try not to repeat this several times so let’s just consider it understood that the script is not, how shall I put it, its strongest point. Luckily we get some early lightsaber action to move it along to better things.
Oh sorry, did I say better things? Excuse my hastiness. The better things will have to wait until we get this big walking mistake out of the way. Jar-Jar Binks (Ahmed Best) is the WORST thing to ever happen to the Star Wars franchise. Worse than corny dialogue. Worse than Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd put together. As Qui Gon put it, “The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” Jar-Jar should have just bolted at that insult then and there to spare us from his obscene presence. Though his real opportunity to be written off came just a scene later – by allowing him to receive the “pune-ishment” he deserves. But no. He’s got himself a “life debt” with Qui Gon. Really Qui Gon? Do you NEED to hold this Gungan just because you saved his life? Do you really expect him to help you out in return, I’m pretty sure you can save your own skin a lot better. *Sigh* I’m pretty sure that Jar-Jar is the one thing that everyone can reach an agreement on. Terrible. I mean doesn’t George Lucas know that “ex-quueeze me” is from Full House of all things? Shutting up now.
Side note: Would you get a hold of the Queen’s wardrobe? Holy I’ve never seen anything so big and extravagant. It’s also fun to see some small Keira Knightley action in there too, even if she is covered in white makeup and feathers.
Now to the better things. Better thing number 1: The Nubian cruiser. It’s pretty slick, ain’t it? I mean, nothing rivals the Falcon but this beast is pretty! Better thing number 2: R2-D2 is still kicking trash, just look at how he outlasted every single other droid to save the ship. Man he rocks.
Tatooine is still as ugly as ever. I also remember going “Hey! That’s Luke’s dad! Darth Vader!” And again, things are so much better when you’re nine. Jake Lloyd may be a cute kid but he’s not terribly talented. Frankly though, I don’t mind him. At least he had some spirit – which is more than you could say for Hayden Christensen. I think he was a good symbol of innocence. It was like, how could he turn evil, ya know?
Better thing number 3: C-3PO (albeit a naked C-3PO). The dynamic droid duo is (almost) reunited once more!
Better thing number 4: The podrace. This is the first highlight of the movie. From the announcing of the contestants to the explosions, Tuskan raider chants, and familiar Jawa jabber – this is nothing but intense and entertaining film watching. I can’t say it’s better than Ben Hur‘s chariot race (though it is uncannily similar) but this is still awesome. A little long, perhaps. But awesome.
From then on out we get some more lightsaber action with Darth Maul (Ray Park), an introduction to then Senator Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid) with an oddly familiar voice, some political intrigue, and best of all the introduction to the jedi council. Yoda (Frank Oz), and Mace Windu (what’s this – Samuel L. Jackson in a Star Wars movie??) are two other excellent factors to the prequel trilogy. I had an Episode I Encyclopedia and I loved learning about all of the different jedis on the council. Haha, yeah I’m a nerd.
Better (and final) thing number 5: The jedi-battle with Darth Maul. Being a martial artist myself I delight in watching Ray Parker. This is the best part of the movie, and one of the best moments in the entire series. It’s excellently choreographed and perfectly set to John Williams’ “Duel of the Fates.” What a sick battle, and where can I get me a double sided lightsaber? It’s too bad Obi Wan had to finish Maul off because we could have used his awesomeness in a few more movies.
Other notes… Acting: This is Natalie Portman’s worst of the trilogy. I actually really like her as an actress, but she was really wooden this time around. I do think that Ewan McGregor was an excellent choice for a young Ben Kenobi, or rather a young Alec Guiness. He too improves in the subsequent movies but he’s pretty good in this one. Liam Neeson isn’t bad either. As I mentioned earlier Jake Lloyd may not have been the ideal choice but he isn’t terrible, IMO.
The special effects, scenery, and plot are all great. We already knew that Anakin Skywalker was once good but here we learn that he had a destiny to fulfill. He was “the chosen one.” He was supposed to bring balance to the force. The story is great, it’s a shame the script didn’t match up.
All in all I think it’s a good introduction to the saga setting up better things to come. I actually enjoyed it a lot better than the last time I watched it, though it still remains my least favorite of the six. It doesn’t have the same heart of the original trilogy but it’s still a good, enjoyable movie. 6/10